Indecisive moron FTW?

What are the chances that this tall handsome young man looking no older than his late 20s, be visiting KFC for the first time in his life??

No he aint some china man; he spoke with the tone and voice of an educated young singaporean. No dialect, no slurs, his speech style sounding more like Goh Chock Tong than Phua Chu Kang. Dressed in a professional looking shirt, well pressed pants and carrying a briefcase, he was the perfect picture of a young up and coming executive making his way home from work only stopping by KFC to buy dinner.

Now i ask this........WHO TAKES MORE THAN 5 MINUTES TO PLACE A DARN ORDER!!!!?!?!?

Seriously, it was like the guy's first time at KFC.
>At first he wants a 2 piece chicken meal
- girl at the counter asks him "Crispy or original"
>He says crispy........the girl go gets crispy.....then as she is getting the 2nd piece, he says "sorry, make that original"
-the girl complies and puts back the chicken and reaches for the original pieces.
-places the original pieces on the counter
> he takes one look at it at reacts as if the girl just put a Lard McFlaccid in front of him. "erm, can i have drumsticks. I dont like the wing parts"
(YES he said "I dont like the Wing parts".........read that again "WING PARTS". What other part does a chicken try to fly with?!?!!?)
Anyway
- poor girl makes another trip to the chicken taking area
-next, the drinks.
-girl places the cup under pepsi.
> He stops her as the cup is half way filling and asks if they have COKE.
(any retard can LOOK at the stickers of drinks there is available at the drink dispenser and clearly see THERE ISN NO COKE)
-poor girl has to explain to him that there is no coke
BTW, the whole time i was directly behind this dope thinking that this line was the shortest. It had only 2 ppl lining up while the rest had about 5. BUT BY NOW, the other lines 5th person is happily ordering his food and IM STUCK BEHIND A COMPLETE MORON!!!

where was I? oh ya, praying to all high heavens that she does not ask him......
oh crap she did.........
- "you want to change the potato to anything else?" she asks.
> "change to what?" he replies.
What followed was a uncomfortable exchange between the two as she explained how he had to add $1.70 if he wanted cheese fries or $0.50 if he wanted a salad. If i only had a mallet..............
So, he wants to change his potato to cheese fries right?
wrong, cos he wants to change it to coleslaw
But the darn meal ALREADY comes with A COLESLAW
and oh now he wants to change his COLESLAW to Cheese fries.

OK
Order finally settled and ready to go right?
WRONG!!!!
"oh sorry, i want to 'take away'"- he says(as you know, if you want to take away, KFC uses different packaging for the chicken and cheese fries)
So the poor girl re-packs everything. Gives him the food, and change.

FINALLY!!!!

So right now im wondering to myself.
How can someone who looks so educated and young either
a) has never been near KFC before
b) is an indecisive moron
c) can talk like Goh Chock Tong but says stuff like "Wing Parts"

THE complete idiocy of it all makes MY BRAIN ASPLODE!!!